Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
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