you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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