i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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