I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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