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I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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