I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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