the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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