i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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