why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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