ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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