I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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