...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
YAS. BRING CRAB.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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