Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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