So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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