it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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