Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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