why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
