It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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