He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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