Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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