PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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