I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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