who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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