? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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