i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
this will be a night to untag.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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