I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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