PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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