And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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