Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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