I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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