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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Damn victory sex feels great
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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