I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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