I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i need some magic done to my vagina
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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