I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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