ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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