I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think your dad took our porno
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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