so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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