Yo dont text me then not text me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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