Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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