Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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