No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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