I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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