I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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