As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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