I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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