I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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