I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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