Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
ugly people sure do ruin things
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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