Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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