Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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