i don't like sucking hair
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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