Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I have post one night stand depression
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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