for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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