just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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