Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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