butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
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you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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