drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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