Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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